I'm not aware of "indiscriminate urination" being a huge problem in the US . . . Not unheard of, of course, just not something that requires a high-tech solution.

Ever been to NYC at the Macy parade? That isn't water your walking through typically....

And it wholly fails to address the indiscriminate defecation issue.

I couldn't count how many poo riots I have instigated on the smelly streets of DC.

I'd be afraid that thing would lower while I'm still using it!

only monkeys fling poo, rick!

And Ladybugs poo everywhere.

If I was drunk, and had to go, I wouldn't be standing there waiting for that elevator tube thing to rise. Although if it comes up automatically when approaching happy hour, then it would be useful.

BTW, what happens if you stand on that circle? I'd be the first one to be doing my 'i'm a golden god!' bit.

*promote this one up!

Promoting this classic video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 12:58am PST - promote requested by Krupo.

I just noticed that it doesn't give you the option to wash your hands... HMMMM.....

Start of a great musical:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Urinetown-Emmy-awards-winning-musical

Still all my Dutch friends are starting to consider different solutions as positively barbaric.

And how are the ladies supposed to use this?