somebody *promote this one, please?

i can't, yet. i'll owe you my first-born promote.

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by my15minutes because my15minutes is not privileged - sorry.

Oh, this is delicious!

US should be guarding its Southern border like Mexico guards its southern border.

With a choice between electing corrupt Republicans or taxocrat marxists, it's still better to keep the weeds out before pruning.

I accidentally upvoted this. I'm with quantumushroom: If we can't give special breaks to the rich and powerful citizens who've played a key role in corrupting the soul of our political process, then what message does that send to the terrorists?

All you taxocrat marxists just can't wait for Obama to win the election, that way he can promptly surrender our nation to Al Qaeda and turn us into a 12th century caliphate. Mexicans and Mooslims are all the same. They're both brown, right?

I rest my case.

"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not the mineral rights."

J. Paul Getty

"wakka wakka wakka wakkka wakkka," Could someone please translate this Turkish for me?"

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door...

Dude's super annoying, and he could've summed his story up in about 10 seconds instead of 4 minutes. And the guy's shocked about U.S. government corruption and pandering? Please.

At the end the guy talks about how this could be justified. It seems obvious to me. Pal of Dick Cheney (called Hunt, FFS) clearly they don't need a fence because Cheney will go quail hunting there.