Oh, obligatory one-liners. This scene could've ended with any of these gems:

"I'm getting too old for this."
"I've heard of car lifts, but this is ridiculous."
"They don't pay me enough for this."
"I ain't repeating a word of this to anyone. They'd never believe me."
"I need a drink."
"This is some bullshit."

"That robot was going to ass-rape my squad car."

..cars have asses?

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
..cars have asses?


Want me to draw you a diagram?

Use your imagination.

>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
..cars have asses?

Want me to draw you a diagram?
Use your imagination.


..yes. yes i do.

Because while pondering that, more questions arose. Like..

What *ahem* equipment would a transformer use to perform such a rape? Driveshaft? (appropriate i guess)
If cars and transformers share the same anatomy.. what happens to a transformer's ass when they transform?

(Assuming the back bumper is the ass, what occurs if a transformation displaces the bumper to someplace other then were a humanoids ass would be?)

I wonder..

You need to think less...

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
..cars have asses?

Want me to draw you a diagram?
Use your imagination.

..yes. yes i do.
Because while pondering that, more question arose. Like..
What ahem equipment would a transformer use to perform such a rape? Driveshaft? (appropriate i guess)
If cars and transformers share the same anatomy.. what happens to a transformer's ass when they transform?
(Assuming the back bumper is the ass, what occurs if a transformation displaces the bumper to someplace other then were a humanoids ass would be?)
I wonder..

damn that chase was intense

>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
..cars have asses?

Want me to draw you a diagram?
Use your imagination.


Please show us.

I don't know what is more disturbing... The idea how most of the comments are about robot asses, or the idea that ant also wants to see it too...

>> ^ant:
>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
..cars have asses?

Want me to draw you a diagram?
Use your imagination.

Please show us.

>> ^mas8705:
I don't know what is more disturbing... The idea how most of the comments are about robot asses, or the idea that ant also wants to see it too...
>> ^ant:
>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
..cars have asses?

Want me to draw you a diagram?
Use your imagination.

Please show us.