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The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

submitted by bizinichi

1 decade 7 years 6 months 2 weeks ago

When my belly starts a-rumblin',
and I'm jonesin' for a treat.
I close my eyes for a big surprise,
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch,
the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing,
flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon,
and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front 'ya cause ya got the juice,
there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse,
the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
no one tells ya to behave.
Your wildest fantasies come true,
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves.
Red onions make you laugh instead,
and french fries grow like weeds.
Ya get to veg all day,
all the lotto tickets pay.
The king who wants you to have it your way,
that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

13 Comments

omg they suck so hard it almost hurts

wheres the fat people??

I'm pretty sure this was a Crispin Porter + Bogusky ... http://www.cpbgroup.com/

My NAME is NOT HOOTIE!

dag

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Is that a real product? Respek for the Bigrock Candy Mountain homage.

servoisgod says...

Oh my god! I forgot all about this commercial! It used to give me nightmares when they showed it on TV. Not sure, but this could have just been a Texas commercial.

I think this commercial is a masterpiece.

*nochannel *comedy *commercial *music

This video has been removed from all channels (Comedy, Commercial, Music, Viral) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by jonny. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

Adding video to channels (Comedy, Commercial, Music) - requested by jonny.

therealblankman

*ranch

*wildwestshow and *wtf for sure

Adding video to channels (Wildwestshow, Wtf) - requested by Krupo.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'parody, burger, king, ad, ranch, bacon, breast' to 'parody, burger, king, ad, ranch, bacon, breast, big rock candy mountain' - edited by youdiejoe

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