The first restaurant job I had there were Mexicans that did the dishes. We had one of those Hobart upright pass-through dishwashers, and if you ever used one of those devices from 20+ years ago, you know the dishes always came out of those things hotter than a motherfucker. Anyway there was this one gal on the dishwasher line who time after time would pick up the hot dishes out of the rack with no gloves right after they came out, and every single damn time she would touch the first dish in the rack she would immediately withdraw her hand in pain (from the brutal heat) and do this little pain dance. Every single goddamn time. She never fucking learned. And there were gloves she could have used, because the other gals used them. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

^Haha, you were being indirectly racist with that story.

^No I wasn't. I only said that one of the dishwashers was stupid, not all of them. I even said that the other gals wore gloves to protect their hands from the heat, thus making making them sensible. What are you, a dumb Russian?

^Haha, you're an apologetic guy with white guilt!

Your kaksteist kuu.

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I own their line of burrito maker.

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

Why does the groom like the bride to wear white at the wedding?
Because it's always nice to have the fridge match the dishwasher.


(I love jokes with a play on words. Or any humor that requires you to think, even for a moment.)

^ having the dishwasher match the fridge would make more sense...