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The Island of Misnamed Toys

submitted by Skeeve

1 decade 2 years 7 months 4 weeks ago

From YT: My three year old daughter names all of her toys herself. Based on the names she chooses, you would think she was being raised a bewildered hooker. That may in fact be correct.

5 Comments

The parents totally needs to record his daughter saying it on camera LOL

Horny looks horny.
Lionsak and her "mom" look like sacks.
The tiger sack named "Nutsack?" All on you dad. Your fault.
"Dammit" and "Baby Jaguar??" Ok. She got Nutsack from you, DAD!?!
Nice try with the Madelaine reference, crack-daddy. You have at this point, successfully incorporated any and all drug or sex references into your daughter's repertoire, via her stories and plush toys.

Let's see if there's any rock, and or, roll.

Dick and Prick, Torkington and Hinkle (treat her to some more W.C. Fields flicks), you now are an otherwise charming and ineffectual father with potty mouth who beems at how cute his daughter (stripper-in-training) is while able able to woo the crowd (personal circle) creating a diversion for pop to indulge in his own debauch.

Finally, and no thanks required for the free therapy sesh, mashing the poor family pet afforded a name unsuited for an abused slave class or another of similar stature-
Shall we as a group of fruit flies hovering on a wall of banana venture to guess what a family gathering would be like??

Silas Torkington. There's my new Witness Protection name.

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*nsfw

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by ant.

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