Step-by-Step guide to Instant Karma

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Drachen_Jagersays...

I've seen instant Karma twice in my life.

Once in High School during P.E. soccer a guy who was being an absolute jerk tried to kick my friend's shin, he missed and they connected shin on shin. My friend's shin was stronger.

The other time was on a winter exercise, again total jerk guy behind me while we were climbing a hill that was completely crusted in ice, he thought I was going too slow so started poking me in the butt with the machine gun he was carrying, he slipped and landed on his knee, that ended his military career.

So the lesson is, be nice to people, or if you're going to be a jerk don't do it where you're under threat of serious personal injury if something goes wrong...

Napalmsays...

>> ^budzos:
He faked the fall for comedic effect. As one who used to love fake wipeouts in high school it seems perfectly obvious to me. Not instant karma at all.


Says the guy with an avatar from one of the fakest videos out on the internet.

dannym3141says...

>> ^Drachen_Jager:
I've seen instant Karma twice in my life.
Once in High School during P.E. soccer a guy who was being an absolute jerk tried to kick my friend's shin, he missed and they connected shin on shin. My friend's shin was stronger.
The other time was on a winter exercise, again total jerk guy behind me while we were climbing a hill that was completely crusted in ice, he thought I was going too slow so started poking me in the butt with the machine gun he was carrying, he slipped and landed on his knee, that ended his military career.
So the lesson is, be nice to people, or if you're going to be a jerk don't do it where you're under threat of serious personal injury if something goes wrong...


Lol, i remember playing soccer ages ago. I don't know how the situation arose, but the ball had come to a stop and there was a player on each side of it. They both too a massive back-swing with their right leg, and swung. I arrived just in time to gently roll the ball back into my control, and they both ended up kicking each other extremely hard on the shin.

Yeah, exactly like you imagine it. Like little wooden clockwork boys swinging their legs back, stood upright, and.....thunk!

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