Nice. I just have a sign on my door stating -

The owners of this house offer consulting services. We will provide our consulting services to solicitors, canvassers, proselytizers, or others offering goods, services, or information, but only at our emergency rate of $100 an hour, with a 2 hour minimum charge, payment due in cash up front, knocking or ringing the doorbell indicates acceptance of these terms.

I've only had one solicitor since putting up the sign 15 years ago, and they didn't have the $200 cash, so they got an ear full and were told that their church would be getting the bill. No more Jehovah's witnesses for me! Now I have a secure gate and a dog, so the sign rarely gets read.

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Someone saw Labyrinth.

I like the prank, but I can't help but feel that there is some irony to be found in the viral / commercial / advertising sponsor (creator?) of the video.

Maybe I'm just old and cranky.

REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY VERANDA! AND MY WEB BROWSER!