My biggest gripe over food network is they always seem to have their THE BEST BBQ IN THE WORLD show on when I'm lounging in bed. So I'm subjected to the torture of watching all this awesome tasty looking BBQ'd meat whilst I grow ever hungry, yet the rest of my body is too lethargic to actually get out of bed and feed myself. And when I finally do get up, it is not awesome BBQ I get to have, but a bowl of frosty wheats. Further more despite living in a state that prides itself on its BBQ, the hillbillies in my area seem to think good BBQ means a cut of meat that's 70% fat, and despite that still manage to dry out what little actual meat is in the cut.

The net result, pure unadulterated torture. CURSE YOU FOOD NETWORK, CCUUUURRRRSSSEE YYOOOUUU!!!

*1sttube, if this wasn't aired on it (was it?), it is definitely all about it

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This is actually from an internet-only show, but you're right -- pretty much everything he's talking about is TV related.

I really don't care for anything that's cooking related, but that was fucking funny.

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