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makes a great Christmas gift!

free Chia pet with the first 1000 orders!

Whoa whoa whoa, you mean to tell me I could of made 20 dollars a pop by inventing...a strip of velcro?

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Too bad there's a big window in the door...

Hope they include a manual and not just a quick install guide, I never understand those.

So let me get this straight. He's reinvented a deadbolt, only less effective because it's made of cloth and velcroe.

Upvote for how legendarily bad this invention is!

"I can't believe it! This is incredible!"

The dialog is superb!

I saw a porn that started this way.
Honey, show him the super grip lock...bumm chick-ah whaa whaa.

From what I've heard, you don't have to worry about criminals picking your locks. Maybe you would if the CIA was after you. Your average mouth breather is just going to throw a brick through your window.

Heh, in college, if you duct taped the handles to our dorm suite in the down position, nobody could get in, even if they had a key... cheaper than $19.99, that's for sure.