"There's nothing wrong with me" riiiiiiight...

I love how he has to throw in that he's Greek. All of my Greek friends love to talk about Greece this or Greek that. I can't start a conversation with them without them bringing it up as if they're so proud of themselves for being Greek. They're not even from Greece. They were raised in North Carolina. You don't hear me yapping on and on about how awesome German is or wherever the hell my mutt ancestry is from.

He's working on a movie script, heheh

That dude needs to work on his self-confidence.

I can give him some pointers, but I'm working on my own movie script right now, so I'm very busy.

Douchebag has a new face (err...voice)

the rest of this audio might have gone something like this:
(3 hours later, 6PM)
"Maybe you're dead, or one of those other things I mentioned in the last message. I need to know, though...there are three women banging on my door right now because they saw me at the gas station pumping gas into my Corvette and they followed me home. Just listen to them! (sounds of pounding on a kitchen cabinet and poorly impersonated female voices screaming muffledly 'Dimitri! Dimitri!') See how special you are? I'm ignoring them because they are interrupting my call to you, Olga.
21 more hours."
(9 hours later, 3AM)
"ok, 'Ms. Ghost'. There are 'Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet 'ya'. That's right. I erased your number from my address book but it was still in my 'dialed calls' list. So, because you made such an impression on me, I thought I would tell you to not bother calling me if you don't respond soon. I'll let them in without you.
'Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back."
(No further calls from Dimitri.)

There. I think I represented that ok.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'douchebag, douchebaggery, phone message, cocky' to 'douchebag, douchebaggery, phone message, cocky, viral' - edited by yoghurt

Appears to be a viral for a real-life Toronto douchebag who sells seduction manuals.... yuck! Still funny.

Like I said, get a room.

but if you're on painkillers, like oxycontin, you can still call me

No offense, but isn't this Videosift?

This guy's hilarious.

"If you were abused as a child... I understand."

LOL.

What a noob.

Haha 416 area code... I could swear I rented an apartment from this asshole!

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Like I said, get a room.


oh good Lord

*lies

Adding video to channels (Lies) - requested by jwray.

This is just ...wow. I think I took an improv class with this guy here in Vegas. Can you get so self-absorbed that you literally collapse in on yourself and create a walking assblackhole?

Wow this guy has the worst website I've ever seen for a "business".

Gawd, photo please, imagine how much 'product' he's got in his hair!!

Damn!~ Dudes desperate AND desparate!!!!!!