Oh, he's like Noël Coward! What wit! What panache!

OH OH OH.... AH AH AH... oh please stop Romney. No seriously... you're a fucking terrible person, just stop! You and all the other dipshits still running.

talk about out of touch.

It's almost like the entire republican race is a big, sick prank to see how stupidly far they can go and still get people to agree and vote for them. Like you expect Ashton Kutcher to jump out any moment and say "You've been Punk'd" and everyone lol's because they know Obama is under control anyway, and doing a good job for the republican agenda so why rock the boat. We'll just put on this dinner for schmucks show for shits n giggles so we can laugh all the way to the bank. No pun intended.

I guess he's telling humorous anecdotes to make himself seem more human and warm.

Not working.

I think the man has a reasonable mind...and it's cracking. His brain can only take so much shoveling bullshit...and now it's rebelling.

Is this guy a sociopath?

>> ^Gallowflak:

Is this guy a sociopath?


Just like every other "leader"
They are the guys that actively seeking top positions as they lack any other skills.

I would pay good money to see his campaign advisors face as he's telling this story.

Or his Adversaries!

>> ^ChaosEngine:

I would pay good money to see his campaign advisors face as he's telling this story.

Colbert's take on this:

http://videosift.com/video/Colbert-On-Romneys-Funny-Story-About-Plant-Closing

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Buzz Killington?

Wasn't his last foray into humour in the previous cycle, when asked for an example of executive leadership he told about how he'd put the family dog in a dog crate on top of the car for a road trip. Well they hadn't been long on the highway, when the rear window became obscured by brown fluid as the dog literally shit himself. So, he, being the brilliant commander-in-chief-in-waiting that he is, stopped at a gas station, hosed the whole thing down and kept on driving.

Romney is a psychopath. If he gets elected the U.S. people are going to be that dog. Later he'll tell the story of how he accidentally killed millions of Americans and laugh his guts out.

*Robot Voice* "You know what is funny? When my wife lubricated my joints with Non-Synthetic Oil and I could not Move Ha Ha Ha *sparks and smoke* Ha Ha Ha. Women am I right?"

This is the most hilarious thing I've heard all week. Not in the sense Romney meant it, perhaps. Or maybe exactly in the sense he meant, who can tell with an obvious psychotic like that?