Boy am I glad Iguchi listened to fan feedback and included Geisha Transform, Fried Shrimp and Tengu Milk in this one, since it was widely agreed upon by critics that the PenisKatana, Navel Laser and Samurai Godzilla in his Tokyo Gore Police lacked originality.

let's *promote my new all-time favorite movie trailer.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 2:31pm PDT - promote requested by EDD.

Upvote for Fried Shrimp and AssKatana.

I read somewhere there are 4 confirmed people in eastern asia who do not know a form of martial arts. Am I wrong?!? Am I wrong?!?

This isn't really a film, is it? I was willing to accept it was just a silly film until the transformers bit, then it jumped the shark.

Silly film? How dare you call this masterpiece of cinema such a degrading thing.

If the world didnt have a Japan, it would have to invent one

Mommy...why are the buildings bleeding?

.... holy crap.

*dead

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