Moving this video to ant's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

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*dead account terminated

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by oritteropo.

The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 1:00 - length declared by oritteropo.

I'm surprised this one hasn't sifted yet!
*promote
*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by pumkinandstorm.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by pumkinandstorm.

MMMMmmm, squash soda!!

"Naturally-Sourced Ingredients" = Marketing newsspeak for how the petroleum to manufacture the plastic bottle was acquired-

Or that the aroma is from a plant/animal/sewer you don't expect it to be from.
But who am I telling this, you know how it is, even uranium or arsenic trioxide are "natural ingredients".

The website is being tied up by all the newscasters and assholes, who then complain no one can get in.......

*findthumb as thie one that was here seems to have disappeared

A different thumbnail image for this video could not be found for findthumb request by eric3579.

Went over there and the websites' down for maintenance-