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Prison Economy Spirals: Cigarette Price Surpasses 2 Handjobs

submitted by JiggaJonson

1 decade 5 years 8 months 1 week ago

Cigarettes are about $6 a pack where I live, rumors are circulating that people are even giving handjobs without lube as a result.

8 Comments

Sigh, yet another Onion embed gone bad. The default embeds just don't work any more. Try this:

Make sure to add the /embed tag at the end.

Fixed
Ty Zifnab

*promote

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, April 13th, 2009 5:29pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter JiggaJonson.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'The Onion, News, Network, Cigarette, Prices, Handjobs, Handjob, Economy' to 'The Onion, News, Network, Cigarette, Prices, Handjobs, Handjob, Economy, Snitches' - edited by MrFisk

kronosposeidon

How did I miss this? This one is one of their best too. *promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 11:19pm PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

lOL! Brilliant.

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