Of course, the best way to restore one's dignity is to make an internet video of yourself in a bathing suit, making comic references to non-existent beaches.

Why haven't I thought of it first?

Asians actually dig those kinda pasty white skin.

... and Paris.

Pasty == sexy
Tan == trashy

Of course, I'm a gigantic nerd that lives in a cave. So I may be biased.

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