I was about 9yrs old at a wedding reception. I was bored. I went into a room with various snacks laid out. I picked up a McVities Digestive Biscuit and threw it like a frisbee across the room. It bounced of 3 walls and landed in the bin intact. Nobody saw it.

Anyways, thats how I knew I was the reincarnation of Jesus.

>> ^Jinx:

I was about 9yrs old at a wedding reception. I was bored. I went into a room with various snacks laid out. I picked up a McVities Digestive Biscuit and threw it like a frisbee across the room. It bounced of 3 walls and landed in the bin intact. Nobody saw it.
Anyways, thats how I knew I was the reincarnation of Jesus.


I think this is probably the funniest comment that I've ever received

When I was in grade school, at the end of the school year I and my friends would take our used notebooks, rip out pages, make paper airplanes out of them and then throw them from my 9th flood balcony. All the janitors of the surrounding buildings were really annoyed by us.

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