I leave no toilet paper in the washroom! Then I wait for her to appeal to me to have empathy for her and throw a roll in...


Then I demand that she pay for dinner if she wants wipeses!




p.s. I am a virgin.

@Peroxide Literal lol on that one hehehe.

I want him to do an observation where when he gets in bed with his girl she asks for a massage. These are serious massages that last for a while and expend much energy since they include, intricate eye tickling, gentle hair play, just a lot of gentle precision & of course massage.... He says, "ok, but you have to massage me afterwards." Then she says, "That's not fair because then you get to go to sleep while I'm massaging you." Then he says, "ok, but tomorrow you have to massage me until I fall asleep." She considers it a deal and this situation occurs every night for six more years.

That was my last relationship in a nutshell. I almost never got the last massage. What a cruel, selfish lady

This reminded me of the time I saw a dude at a laundromat washing out the racing stripes in his undies in the sink.
Now that moment is even more sad...still just as gross though.

Maybe my standards are just too high, but the girl of my dreams hopefully stopped shitting her pants around 2.

Anyone who claims to never have skidmarks has never eaten a burrito for lunch at work and has a job where they stand all day.