Is that how image filters work? I never knew...

And we just KNOW that the Egyptologist or Archaeologist or Xenomorphologist or Doodleologist or whatever that guy was, before the ultra-high-resolution video that showed the delicate and precise surgery scars leftover by a alien species unable to do a better job than current medical gee-whiz doctors that have terrible golf scores (people have actually "liked" the notion of NOT having huge scars from surgeries that can be seen from a mile away), oh yeah so...the Professor with the magic markers was showing us the alien head and well that got me thinking.

I've never seen a Professor, Museum Director, Archaeologist, a Doctor with credentials behind their name, or even the poor graduate student that got suckered into doing the presentation and has barely any information to share with the audience... Not one has ever done this routine except for the one time when they were screwing around and knew a Hollywood producer for the SyFy channel was watching and so they quickly had a biology professor get up there and draw an amazing multi-layered magic marker tapestry that was followed by an explanation that made many of SG-1's storylines sound like crap. Needless to say you will see this on the SyFy channel in the future some time, but it won't be a Stargate cable-movie, they'll rename it to, "The Pharaoh's Last Apocalypse", or something like that.

Anyway, the bottom-line. Idiot gets video from idiot number one. Idiot number two doesn't know what "parting lines" are and instead realizes that her previously video from a chain e-mail (the e-mail was nice enough to point out how great the U.S. was, how religion is being slowly destroyed and taken out of our daily lives, etc...) perfectly shows that Obama, using the ultra high-definition video allows you to clearly see that he has been tampered with. Moreover, it is--or must be for some reason--the same thing from Magic marker man (who I feel LOVES coloring books...).

So guess what folks a lizard is in the President of the United States, an augmented alien one that is controlling his mind; not to be confused with our lizard like baser instincts that control our minds to a lesser extent--I'm assuming here... I'm not sure what he'll do (Obama), but we all know lizards are only evil, so are aliens--look at all of our movies if you need proof, fools. If I seem non-concerned that might be because I already watched both of the "V's" Television mini-series and TV show and we always win (and sometimes they fall in love with us or us with them, we're God's chosen, we'll always win, duh).

So I don't see any reason to get all antsy and grabbing shotguns and getting angry at black people!

Warning:Spoiler:This was a work in sarcasm and subterfuge, hopefully you atleast smiled at some parts, maybe some of you laughed. If none of the previous have occurred for anyone this post should be burned, stripped, cast into lepers, tared and feathered, castigate the post, castigate it with something in mind first, and Abilify™.