LAUREN O'CONNELL I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE.

Also this song has the right beat for a marathon fucking session, in the opinion of this Canuck.

Darlin' there's a river near the house where I grew up
And I think it might be moving fast enough
And there's a silence there so thick that you could stick a knife in it
Or anything that you've been dreaming of

And you should know that my affections are always true
And my heart's got a tricky valve that beats for nobody but you

And when I decide to kill you
I'll do it with my hands
And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman
My words may seem mighty hollow
But don't doubt that I can
'Cos I've got long fingers for a woman

Last night I found a note you wrote and left inside my room
And picked apart the words you didn't choose
I wrote out every one and then I hid them around your room
This love is bound with heart and guts and glue

May I say that my intentions are through and through
And there's a twitch in my left eyebrow that tics for nobody but you

And when I decide to kill you
I'll do it with my hands
And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman
My words may seem mighty hollow
But don't doubt that I can
'Cos I've got long fingers for a woman

If I should seem distracted
Oh, you needn't be confused
'Cos darlin', you have no idea the things I'd do for you
There's a hole that's in the wall there
And I put it there for you
'Cos darlin' you have no idea the things I'd do to you

And when I decide to kill you
I'll do it with my hands
And fine gloves worth the death of a gentleman
My words may seem mighty hollow
But don't doubt that I can
'Cos I've got long fingers for a woman

>> ^calvados:

LAUREN O'CONNELL I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE.
Also this song has the right beat for a marathon fucking session, in the opinion of this Canuck.

This is how Calvados picks up the women. Sitting at a bar he spies a pretty Irish girl in the corner of the room, downs his drink and finds the courage to stroll over, all butterflies and nervous excitement. "Hey, I just wanted to say that I find you very attractive" she blushes and looks away "t..thanks"...there is a second or two of uncomfortable silence, neither knowing what to say. "I like the music here...its got the right beat for a marathon fuck sesh."


THIS IS HOW I IMAGINE PEOPLE START RELATIONSHIPS.

And look everybody, ant upvoted my comment about fucking! Wonders never cease