Everyone knows Red Hots pave the road to hell.

Vampire Gummi Bears!?!?!?!?!?!!? (@1:27)

Ok, those religious conservatives need to stop taking their 'wacko' and 'psychotic' drugs. Maybe go 'cold turkey'. Stay off the 'religious rumbish', and maybe eat normal food for a while. Heck, maybe get out in to the sunshine and go for a jog.

Vampire Gummi Bears!?!?!?!?

Seriously, if that was true, I'll just stake them with toothpicks. Problem solved.

I say it again, we really need a "loony" channel for these folks.

I wish Pat would just die already.

Thats just so fucking jaw-dropping, double-take-inducing, bat-shit crazy, it breaks my "how insane is this idea"-o-meter and makes me use lots of hyphens.

Nutters

Upvote for a reverend criticizing religious wackos.

>> ^ponceleon:
I wish Pat would just die already.


If you strike him down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

I don't know which is funnier, this or the ONN video on Glenn Beck.

This isn't just Pat Robertson - it's pretty mainstream thinking for the born again folks, always has been. Magical thinking, afraid of everything.

>> ^Samaelsmith:
Upvote for a reverend criticizing religious wackos.

Seriously, How down to earth is that guy? It's a rare action of mine, but I would lend an ear to anything that reverend had to say, just to hear him out. He's definitely earned it in my book.

This story makes me realize just how valuable the modern tradition of Halloween is as an early inoculation against some of the most insane and harmful superstitions that have infested our culture for centuries.

It's truly sad that some people, who could easily live in the modern world, prefer the terror and irrationality of the dark ages. . . Or at least prefer that their flock remain terrified and irrational to solidify their position as spiritual or religious leaders.

Scary: Pat Robertson and religious nutjobs believe that candy can be possessed by demonic forces.
Scarier: People actually believe them.
Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)

Reeses' Pieces killed my parents.

Angels and Demons are REAL!

Burn the witches! If they sink in the pond, they are innocent. If they float, they are made of WOOD. Thus they are witches!

Hahahahaa. *fail

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