Needs keyboard cat.

Not kicking.

In the second part a shark eats him.

Self-Inflicted Ownage.

All I can ever think of when I see someone falling into water is 'fuck, they're going to ruin their cell phone!' Is that the wrong impulse?

Yes, that is the wrong impulse. The correct impulse is (in Nelson voice) "Ha Ha!"

>> ^blankfist:
All I can ever think of when I see someone falling into water is 'fuck, they're going to ruin their cell phone!' Is that the wrong impulse?


My first impulse is if that was me, I'd be pissed about ruining my cell phone. Since it's not me (yet), my second impulse is to laugh at self-ownage.

People who kick their dogs don't deserve the dog.

People who miss and fall in the water don't deserve the phone.

^

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Not kicking.


Well said. I do this (and worse) to my dog all the time and we love each other, we're inseparable

Evidence of science in action, and why it should be taught. You know, the whole 'every action has an equal and opposite reaction.'

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