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Jimmy Carr tells 10 jokes

submitted by Doc_M

1 decade 6 years 5 months 2 weeks ago

11 Comments

TheSofaKing

*dead

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by TheSofaKing.

Awarding JAPR with one star point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

You rule dude.

*promote

Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 5:37pm PST - promote requested by original submitter Doc_M.

The man has a great delivery.

The thing that impresses me the most about comedians such as he is the amazing ability to recall those jokes at will... what a brain... topic is X... jokes are a,b,c and for the drunk crowd, d.

I have trouble coming up with ANY joke at all if asked.

*standup

Adding video to channels (Standup) - requested by calvados.

My British isn't as good as it used to be; can I get a translation of #5 from across the pond, pls?

>> ^RhesusMonk

part 1: men with small cars => small cocks : women with big vans => ?...

part 2: answers part 1 by saying that, since everybody got it, he did not have to answer with the phrase Bucket Fanny which roughly translates to slut.

btw I'm on the left shore of the pond, but google is a great translator.

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