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OMG yes - they're not region blocking my hotel!

Or is general regionblocking off? I'm guessing it's the latter, but whatever. Time to watch all the clips I haven't had a chance to watch!

Um, *election08. Love the tip-toeing around the "aversion." Whoa-ho. ouch.

Oh, the douce-off was an all-time classic.

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>> ^Krupo:
OMG yes - they're not region blocking my hotel!
Or is general regionblocking off? I'm guessing it's the latter, but whatever. Time to watch all the clips I haven't had a chance to watch!
Um, election08. Love the tip-toeing around the "aversion." Whoa-ho. ouch.
Oh, the douce-off was an all-time classic.


Somebody should tell oxdottir!

McCain likes to keep pointing out that Obama is the favored candidate of Hamas...

I guess that means Hillary is the favored candidate of misinformed racists.

that black guy behind Hillary must get pretty embarrased watching this.

How republicans get elected:

1. Tax cuts (especially for the wealthy, and especially if there's already a huge deficit). Reward people who already have millions more money than they could possibly spend in any responsible way.

2. Bigotry. Anti-gay, Anti-atheist, Anti-immigrant, Anti-cultural-change, pro-theocracy. "Family Values" is a euphemism for all of these.

3. Anti-abortion. A single cell fertilized egg smaller than a grain of sand has a soul because some ancient myths in the bible tell me so.

4. More-patriotic-than-thou and more-religious-than-thou pissing contests. Includes support for imperialism and overlaps with bigotry against atheists and pro-theocracy.

The candidate's record of procuring pork for a locality is a plus in that locality.

"Aw, heck! You're BOTH douches, I can't decide!"

Oh Jon These are the things that make me love you :-D

*serious side note*

I want everyone to think about those numbers. Theres a huge gap there and it's not coming from voters voting on either candidates stance. Good ol' fashioned ignorance 'ats riiight boyee. /plays banjo :-D

I'm really hoping those networks scraped the bottom of the West Virginia barrel to find those interviewees...

Did anyone notice the banjo playing from the movie Deliverance?

Somebody needs to go look up the word "theocracy". The governing church in an American theocracy would be who, the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism?

>> ^Names:
Somebody needs to go look up the word "theocracy". The governing church in an American theocracy would be who, the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism?


Theocracy is a government ruled by or subject to religious authority. Nothing about that definition requires choosing a specific sect of Christianity.

The USA has:
1. "In god we trust" on the currency
2. "under god" in the pledge of allegiance
3. Government-funded monotheistic prayers before every session of congress
4. Monotheistic oaths of office ("so help me god")
5. The declaration "god save the united states and this honorable court" before every session of the supreme court
6. Monotheistic oaths in court administered with a Bible.
7. Government-funded christmas decorations.
8. Government-funded stone engravings of the ten commandments displayed prominently in government buildings.
9. Zero openly atheist people in national elected offices because of bigotry and dispite the fact that American atheists are similar in number to African Americans.
10. Candidates who feel the need to wear their religion on their sleeve to get elected.
11. Rednecks who think this is a "Christian Nation" and atheists should GTFO.
12. Government funding for religious organizations to "rehabilitate" criminals by brainwashing them with right-wing fundamentalist Christianity.
13. A sitting president who said atheists are neither citizens nor patriots
14. Preachers who control how millions of people vote

Damn, Jon tossed back that jack like a pro.

Makes me think of the handle of SoCo we downed between about seven people last night...

You mean the iced tea they put in a JD bottle? Yep, that was impressive.

Yeah, I know, I know.

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