How to be a real son of a bitch.

calvadossays...

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Reminds me of one millstone of a roommate I had, a smarmy spoiled-rotten 22-y/o who had never lived away from mommy and daddy. Only instead of using my toothpaste he constantly ate my food off my shelf in the fridge and wouldn't clean any dishes or anything else. It drove me fucking nuts and over a period of months I patiently went through varied attempts at asking him, then reasoning with him, then telling him, then demanding him to stop the eating and start the cleaning. He would merely say "OK" and stay the exact same course; he used to lie through his teeth.

After awhile I was repeatedly on the verge of telling him it was time for us to step outside for a manners lesson. I probably should have -- even though there was no guarantee that I would've taken him if we actually fought; he was chunky but he also lifted a lot of weights. I also hadn't wanted our apartment to be a place where we resorted to violence, but looking back, it was pretty damn intolerable for me already and who knows, the situation might've improved. Yes, and it might have gotten even worse, too.

There was other stuff too, as you can imagine, but suffice it to say I would've been overjoyed if he rolled back to merely using my toothpaste.

calvadossays...

Actually the guy I was talking about was an acquaintance / co-worker. I had been limiting myself to only taking on roommates that I knew at least a little already, but this guy proved that that wasn't necessarily going to work. Since then, I've had three roommates that I found on Craigslist and they all worked out well -- if you carefully describe the sort of person you're looking for and you interview your candidates when they come see the place, and you trust your instincts about them, it should be fine. (About the guy again: I actually had had a bad feeling about him before he moved in, but I ignored it -- bad move.)

11714says...

I cant believe this guy is so upset over toothpaste. I believe there are plenty of more entertaining subjects than GODAMN TOOTHPASTE! Also, if its not funny enough the first time, add a fucking in there for good measure. That'll really show how serious you are!

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