I can't even watch it all myself. lol.

we had this before -- but it died in the queue...

YEEEAAAAHHHH!

Yep, I first submitted this. Good luck, little video!

"This must be some kind of compliation."

"It's a compilation . . . Miami style."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Beautiful send up of the lame dialogue on these shows.

So good. More existential than Camus. Caruso hits his mark in such a disspirited way. Sunglasses off . . .intro . . .sunglasses on . . .outro.

No wonder he attempted to flee TV a long time ago. . .

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=23830

For rickegee's contribution.

Expired in Queue (4 day limit)

Frank:

"So it just looks like the Sift doesn't like CSI Miami?"

Horatio: (sunglasses off)
"It only goes to show you, Frank . . .

*save

(sunglasses on)

The third time's the charm."

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*save

?

Saving this video from queue deletion, sending it to the top of the queue for one more try. Originally submitted on Monday 4th December 2006 (save called by gold star member rickegee)

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Can anyone else absolutely not stand that creep job? He's such a freaky weirdo with that I'm-so-cool posture, that holier-than-thou inflection in his voice, and the way he puts on his glasses and walks away after a threat so he always gets the last word in.

I can not stand him. Disgusting blowhard.

favorite one, 2:10, 'well it looks like... something... caught her'


hah! i think they're making fun of themselves on that one.

oh it actually ends!

always thought this show was cheesy... but this is too much.

any chance they use a formula?

now I have to join the bandwagon but..

yes, that's right. but!

*puts on sunglasses*

it's worth it

YEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked the one where the guy said,"You're already dead." And then Horatio blasted him and said, "Join the club." (YEAH)

Also, the one where the guy blows up and Horatio just looks at him. (YEAH)

What was up with the last one? Bizarre.

Don't forget after *puts on sunglasses* to include the apparently obligatory *puts hands on hips*.

Ugh.

wow, that's annoying. I hope the Who were paid a *lot* for the scream..

Followed almost invariably by *EXIT STAGE RIGHT . . .

My theory is that this bit of business (sunglasses off, sunglasses on, zinger/hands on hips, exit stage right) is solely a product of Caruso's pet tyrannical demands on the crew.

And due to this Sift, I find myself punctuating things that I say with "the scream" in my head.

*promote

omigod, I teared up and started coughing, I was laughing so hard.

How did I miss this the first time around?!?

Re-promoting this video to the front page as a VideoSift Classic. Originally published on Friday 8th December 2006 (promotion called by gold star member theo47)

don't do it,don't do it,you haven't done it in months,don't do it


YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


shit. back to the 12 step program . . .



(also a very good illustration of the antvote 'tell' here. btw, thanks to ant for finally disspelling the mystery once and for all. Now leave his blessed downvotes alone.)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH it's brilliant!

It would be nice to see percentages of up and down votes on people's profiles - ant's would be very telling.

Sadly, I can't listen to any of these without envisioning Jim Carrey's impersonation:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jim-Carrey-CSI

There's actually a drinking game when watching CSI:Miami. Whenever Caruso puts on or takes off his sunglasses during the episode, you take a drink.

You get pretty sh!tfaced.

Theo, I tried that w/ advanced google. It didn't really work. LOL.

Thanks for the promote......


























YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*1sttube
*terrible

Adding video to channels (1sttube, Terrible) - requested by Tofumar.