You know what harder trick he should try? How about NOT eating 40 pizza rolls in hopefully under 2 minutes?

Fail on so many levels.

Moving this video to chilaxe's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

His stare is so fucking INTENSE. It's like he's looking right at me and thinking, "Now, for dessert..."

EDIT: HOLY shit, I just found out the nutritional value of 40 pizza rolls . For those who are curious:

Nutrition Facts
Per 7 serving (1 serving being 6 pizza rolls)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 1470
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 70g
108%

Saturated Fat 17.5g
88%

Trans Fat 10.5g

Polyunsaturated Fat 0g

MonoUnsaturated Fat 0g
Colesterol 70mg
24%
Sodium 3360mg
140%
Total Carbohydrates 168g
57%

Dietary Fiber 7g
29%
Protein 49 g
98%
* Based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
134%
Sodium 19200mg
800%
Total Carbohydrates 960g
320%

Dietary Fiber 40g
160%
Protein 280 g
560%
* Based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

*promote

EDIT: I was an idiot who never bother to find out what Power Points were. I know now.

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by Simple_Man because Simple_Man is not privileged - sorry.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'mating behavior, eye of the tiger' to 'mating behavior, eye of the tiger, fat fucking lardass' - edited by EndAll

*Promote the hero for our age!!

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by original submitter chilaxe.

Blocked! Sony Music will die in an instant, if i watch this video from my country ... therefore ... *sigh*

Yes... Mr Fat person... I have a food eating challenge for you.

How about don't!

At least cut back a little, this is nothing to be proud of man