Oh yeah, I always drop my kids off to trick-or-treat on the highway

Video summary: childhood fun has been completely subverted by our car-dominated society.

OH my! I remember watching this in 3rd grade 12 years ago!

This is SO retarded. As if people would actually learn something from this. Common knowledge!
"Cardboard swords and brooms USUALLY hurt less than wooden ones" I'd like to see the kid that hurts himself with a cardboard sword. And laugh at him.

kids are supposed to hurt themselves.

Don't forget the bulletproof vest, kneepads, and football helmets. Even white supremacists are better safe than sorry!

Please post other parts!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6xW5VloK2o (part 2).

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 4:47pm PDT - promote requested by dotdude.

Got to make sure our precious little snowflakes don't hurt themselves on Halloween!

And ensure you have a klaxon constantly wailing from somewhere in your clothes
And have a blinding revolving light strapped to your head
And be armed with a semi-automatic handgun in case you are set upon by banshees or werewolves.
And perhaps don't go out at all but just yell 'trick or treat' from your doorstep.
Actually that might carry the risk of being shot from afar, so do it from inside... via a megaphone
And then if you do get any candy, well, don't eat that it might be poisoned.
In fact what the hell are you doing up so late anyway, get back to bed.

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