Ha, the cameo really makes it!

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The "star" of this epic film is none other than the "CEO" of "Onslaught Media". They have a great portfolio too! He stars in almost everything they've produced.

what fresh hell is THAT!!?? is that a Christian comedy?
Surely the rapture is nigh!

.. I'm pretty sure I've just been raped.

*terrible

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What is this, I don't even...?!

Films like this show that the Razzies are an ineffective form of punishment for bad filmmaking. We should introduce a new award show, The Machine-gunnies, winners can take the stage and give a short speech before being presented with multiple lovely lead trophies.

Oh, I know EXACTLY the sorts of people who will gather in their church hall, dim the lights and watch this and laugh hysterically at all the references to their faith and abstinence and saving yourself, because it's all 'in jokes' that they can 'get'.

And they'll all go home saying to each other how wonderful it was to see such a 'wholesome' film, and wasn't that part with the feet just so 'gross, I mean ew'.

*sigh*...

We need more of this shit though, they can waste their time, money and energy making crap like this which will be laughed at by all and sundry.

Pathetic.

needs more Jews.

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