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"Get off my dock-ling"

submitted by PlayhousePals

1 decade 3 months ago

YouTube: Swans are very protective parents. The male swan, called the ‘cob’, can be very aggressive in order to protect his young.

Earlier this year, Simon went out to rescue a cygnet that was stuck in a fence, near the River Thames. He had to face a very angry cob that wouldn't let anybody near his poor baby.

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I'll never understand why people don't kick them. They have giant fucking weapons protected by shoes. Kick the fucking things until they learn not to fuck with you!

jokingly says...

Screw it, let's just shotgun the damned things in the face, it's not like I'm the founder of a group called Wildlife Aid or anything.

The answer to your question is summarised thus: Birds break easily. I don't want old Simon to start Breaking Bird.

I'll never understand why people don't kick them. They have giant fucking weapons protected by shoes. Kick the fucking things until they learn not to fuck with you!

Funny. I totally have the same thought every stinking time I see someone attacked by those fowl creatures.

Not in this case, though, since the daddy swan had good reason to be upset and wasn't attacking attacking.

Yes, run away from the big scary bird! Pssh.

Either people are too gentle (or scared of arrest) to beat an animal or maybe there's something ancient in our DNA like a built-in fear of dinosaurs or something.

All's I know is if one of dem beasts attacks me or my family, I'm goin' break my foot off in they ass.

I'll never understand why people don't kick them. They have giant fucking weapons protected by shoes. Kick the fucking things until they learn not to fuck with you!

I must say, that's one ugly duckling!

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