well, unless their balls are touching...

Guy kissing guy = gay.
Ahmedinejad kissing a guy = ahmedinejad is gay.

I guess Breznev and Honecker were gay too?
http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/breznev_honecker_kissing.jpg

There is only one way to ever truly know. It is a commonly known scientific fact (certainty dare I say!) that gay people are hydrophobic. As such, they float. Wood also floats. The only true way to find out if he is gay is to see if he is made of wood, by burning him. If he burns, hes gay!

Of course an easier way of seeing if he is made of wood would be to just weigh him and see if he weighs the same amount as a duck. Ducks float just as well as wood you know.

Looks like a plain old cheek kiss to me. Why the uproar?

Zakaria is by far my favorite political commentator. I like him so much I'd like to kiss him on the mouth.

Isn't that a cultural thing though? I kinda remembers lots of pics of the Ayatollah kissing people on the lips...

Case in point: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41709000/jpg/_41709698_khomeniarafat416.jpg