Sick to my stomach, covering eyes, boner. Ah, another day on the Sift!

I was all prepared with a "she can ______ my ______ anytime" vegetable reference... but now I'm not so sure if I want her to ______ any part of my ______.

she must have bought the wrong mushrooms.
..oh well, as long as she didn't eat that raw chicken, she'll be fine.

Are they trying to compare what females do with their body to make them selves presentable to the outside world, and comparing with how one would go about cooking a chicken

Normally I'm not the one to enjoy pretentious artsy student films, but this does have me intrigued quite a bit. Upvote.

I'd hit.