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Edward Penishands (Porn without sex)

submitted by dystopianfuturetoday

1 decade 5 years 12 months ago

Are you not entertained?

Is this not why you are here?

17 Comments

kronosposeidon

Well...umm....that's not something you see every day...

ObsidianStorm

"Oh that's ok, we can mop it up."

LOL

Classic Cinema!

Gives a new meaning to fisting, don't it? Or is it the same meaning..?

Nice production values.

AnimalsForCrackers says...

Unfortunately no one can be told what the 'Penishands' is. You have to see it for yourself.

The description gave me a chuckle, the video traumatized.

I had to stop when he started eating spaghetti with them

Schattdaddy says...

i thought he was going to have a penis for each finger, but I guess he only needed 2 big dongs.

That was kinda weird.

it would be classic if he had a hand attached to his crotch...

will it blend?

You have to admire the conviction they had to stick with those classic scenes from the real movie... The awkward attempts at eating with the peinishands... beautiful pathos.

I sure hope this won some porn oscar.

Wer, wer, what? Huh?

Erm, what?

One of the strangest things I've seen and quite possibly absolutely superb!

Edward's acting was actually not half-bad. The others, not so much.

Endorsement denied.

*dead

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by kulpims.

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