Doomsday Cult Leader Predicts Nuclear War by 12 June, 2008

House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead.
dingenssays...

yeah, but what time zone? CET, PST, IDLE? Sigh, can't we get some details from cult leaders nowadays?

25 minutes til doomsday for me nice knowing you!

edit: Yes, there is indeed a time zone called ILDE. Kind of cool

11807says...

People have been predicting the end of the world for centuries now...and they've all been wrong (real surprise huh?). Although if a nuclear attack were to happen, make it between 3:30pm-6:00pm PT. That way I don't have to take my Marketing final =)

Or even better, Friday at 10:00am-12:00pm for my shitty Astronomy final.

Though people speculate that the end of the Mayan Calender on 2012 Dec. 24 is the actual "end of the world as we know it" blah blah blah blah.

Someone needs to put up some great "Y2K bug" videos when people were stockpiling for the end of the world because of the year 2000 were to crash all the world computers! (or was it blow them up?)

And since when are aluminum trailers and rations to protect people from a slow, painful, horrible death from exposure to nuclear fallout? Faith? We all know what happened to that little girl who died from diabetes because her parents relied on faith to heal her rather than a doctor visit. I respect other religions, but I have to draw the line at this kind of ignorance. If it does happen, at least we won't have to pay for expensive gas anymore. Woohoo!

shuacsays...

>> ^SSIops:
People have been predicting the end of the world for centuries now...and they've all been wrong (real surprise huh?). Although if a nuclear attack were to happen, make it between 3:30pm-6:00pm PT. That way I don't have to take my Marketing final =)
Or even better, Friday at 10:00am-12:00pm for my shitty Astronomy final.


Just remember: red shift means it's moving away from you. Blue shift means it's moving toward you. The trick I used was this: red begins with the letter "R" which is farther down (farther away) in the alphabet than "B". It's a dumb little thing but it works.

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