Oh yeah, well your mother is so fat she has other fat women orbiting around her.

Your mother is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made four quarters.

Your mother is so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

You're all just so cruel, stop talking about my mum that way, just stop it ok... she can't help it... she can't, why are people so cruel? Whyyyyy?

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Your mother is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

the delivery was good but the jokes were bad

Your mother is so fat, her belt size is "Equator"

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Your mother's so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.

What, is this easy joke day?

Your mother's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

your mother's so fat, she has an event horizon </uber-nerd>

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