Hilarious.

Eugenics is bad.

His rant on the KFC Famous Bowls is priceless.

I love Conan's reactions.

And man, Patton is short.

His new album "Werewolves and Lollipops" is AWESOME, it has these two bits plus many more. Also check out "Comedians Of Comdey".

LOL @ gray drapes

youdiejoe,

Great stuff. He also has a cd that's a little bit older called "Feeling a Little Patton" that's complete gold, as well. He's got a very refreshing style of comedy. It took me back to the days when I heard Bill Hicks or Mitch Hedburg standups for the very first time, and I just have a very fun time listening to his CDs.

Plus, as Hericot just pointed out, his word choice is absolutely hilarious.

My tummy hurts from laughing.

full blown

Great until he starts singing. Does he sing on his album?

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I myself love the failure pie in a sadness bowl. It's what good catholic boys eat for lunch :-)

Failure pile in a sadness bowl. Wicked awesome.

LOL!

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