Conan Busts Jordan Schlansky & His Elitist Espresso Machine

Jordan bought a fancy $500 Italian espresso machine on the company dime, so Conan is out for revenge. -yt
poolcleanersays...

Here's a serious answer: This was so very, very real and he is an honest to GAWD douche bag. That's why they humiliated him against his will and edited out his true defense of himself. Because real douche bags can defend themselves pretty well, so it's imperative that they be made to look even more foolish than they really are. Justice has served... bad... coffee. In fact, it's in his contract now that he can only drink coffee made by this Windmere device.

I work as his production assistant that's why I know. And that's not a lie. Just like it's not a lie that I believe that Jesus Christ of Nazareth was the original member of the band Nazareth.

And if I were being sarcastic, surely I would click the sarcasm box.

defsaid:

How real was that? Is the guy an actor or really one of his producers, because he was pretty convincing in being a huge douche... (this is a serious question).

edit:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1700005/
I checked and he really is his producer. Good acting skills (or a serious douche - still can't tell).

dagsays...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Am I a hipster if I say that my $25 Aeropress® makes a better cup? Of course I got mine back before they were cool. You probably wouldn't understand, it's kind of an indy thing.

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