On the flip-side, Jacksonville still had a more successful game than the Detroit Lions.

*philosophy

Adding video to channels (Philosophy) - requested by rasch187.

Reggie Greengrass is bound to get recruited for color by one of the old-world networks soon....

Hahahaha, that was some good writing. I like the coin toss bit the most

Hmmm, there should be an existential tag, shouldn't there?!

Lol @ ticker..."Watch 'White in America' our 7,000 part series"

This is now my favorite Onion video ever.

Brilliant delivery on "well it sounds like the only answer for them is suicide"

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, September 8th, 2008 2:42pm PDT - promote requested by Fjnbk.

I would tell you how awesome this video is, but what's the point? Wouldn't it simply be yet another example of the sheer nothingness that is existence? Why did I even bother to type this at all?

WOODY ALLEN: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: Yes it is.

WOODY ALLEN: What does it say to you?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous lonely emptiness of existence, nothingness, the predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless bleak straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

WOODY ALLEN: What are you doing Saturday night?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: Committing suicide.

WOODY ALLEN: What about Friday night?

GIRL IN MUSEUM: [leaves silently]

"Play It Again, Sam", Paramount Pictures, 1972

Fred Taylor is the veteran running back.

*promote... The Jags are my favorite team.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, September 12th, 2008 7:16pm PDT - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

Wow, two promotes right after it touched and left the top 15, this one's been a bit of a sleeper. Thanks MycroftHomlz and Fjnbk for the promotes.