dare to live the dream, and jam with your favorite Christian bands

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Certainly a terrible game, by game quality standards, but I don't really think it's a terrible idea. I grew up on all that music, and I knew pretty much every song/artist they mentioned. Though I'm an Atheist now, I would argue to the death that Skillet, and other Christian Rock bands, make great music.

To be entirely honest, if the game quality was up to that of GH or Rock Band, I would want this game.

I think the 'terrible' is just because of the blatant rip off of an already established titles (down to copying the game modes)

What, no Stryper!!??

^Damn you...I was going to put that. Hehehehe.

No sir, i dont like it.
Anything that involves indoctrination of children kinda pisses me off anymore.
the ad SHOULD say

"Hey parents?!? Are you trying to raise a homophobic child who will be afraid of eternal damnation if he or she utters the words 'God damn'?!? Well have we got a game for you!"

^The game itself is not trying to indoctrinate children - it is attempting to appeal to parents who have ALREADY indoctrinated their children. When I was growing up, I could BARELY even listen to the kind of music featured in this game (ultra-conservative parents). Music was the first thing about which I was at all open-minded, and that allowed me to become open-minded about the rest of the world.

Rock music should be about fucking things and doing drugs and shitting on your grandmother. All these peace and love and praising nonsense makes me sick.

>> ^omnistegan:
Certainly a terrible game, by game quality standards, but I don't really think it's a terrible idea. I grew up on all that music, and I knew pretty much every song/artist they mentioned. Though I'm an Atheist now, I would argue to the death that Skillet, and other Christian Rock bands, make great music.
To be entirely honest, if the game quality was up to that of GH or Rock Band, I would want this game.


Just to clarify, the * terrible was for the use of boobies to try to sell a supposedly family friendly product, the atrocious production values of the game, and the almost hilarious way the announcer explains the concept of the game as if no one has ever heard of Guitar Hero or Rock Band before.

Nice use of satire, anyprophet. Colbert would be proud