Intelligent Design fails again.

Oh my goodness yes, he is teh ironman.

I'd rather believe there's a cute magical hippetty-hoppitty bunny that used to hide boiled chicken eggs in my slippers and all round the house every Easter morning when I was a kid, than this other even more ludicrous idea that there's some omnipotent split-personality J.C. guy with powers of...

no. wait. no, you know what? I'm not even doing this.

FUCK IT. FUCKIN THING SUCKS!

(we'll do it live).

Someone posted the following on the Godtube page and I found it interesting so I thought I'd share.

"kveldulv added: 21 hours ago
German pagans named the Spring Equinox after Ostara, their goddess of spring, fertility, and rebirth. In England, among the Anglo-Saxon tribes, Ostara was known as Eostre. The modern holiday of Easter is derived from the name \"Eostre\" and the associated myths.\n\n Many of the traditions associated with Easter have direct links with Paganism. Even the word Easter is named after the Teutonic Goddess Eostre, the Goddess of Spring who gives fertility to the earth. (Note that Easter coincides with Spring in the Northern Hemisphere)\n\n Eggs are another Pagan symbol of Easter. From the earliest of times, the egg has represented immortality. The egg is the World Egg, laid by the Goddess and opened by the heat of the Sun God. The hatching of this World Egg was celebrated each year at the Spring festival of the Sun.\n\nAs Spring is the season of nature\'s rebirth, the symbol of the egg was of course particularly significant at this time. The Druids dyed eggs scarlet to honour the Sun, and Pagan Anglo-Saxons made offerings of their coloured eggs to the Goddess Eostre. They also (like many Pagan cultures before them) placed patterned eggs in tombs or on fresh graves, to ensure the rebirth of the deceased.\n\nTAKE THIS AND LEARN ABOUT WHERE YOUR RELIGION AND YOUR RELIGIOUS TRADITIONS REALLY CAME FROM."

I did not know there was a god tube. Damnit, now I'm going to waste my life on that too :-(

that was really horrible. lame stupid christian white boy rapping. go find a new fix lamo

Most pagan religions had a celebration on or following the spring equinox, and on December 25th. I kinda like this one the best:

Ishtar (which is pronounced "Easter"), the Bablyonian goddess of fertility, love, and war, came out of heaven in a giant egg, landed in the Euphrates river at sunrise on the first Sunday after the vernal equinox, and turned a bird into an egg laying rabbit. The priests would then sacrifice infants, take the eggs and die them in the blood of the sacrificed infants. Ishtar became impregnated by the rays of the sun-god Baal and gave birth to her son, Tammuz, on th 25th of December.

Tammuz was killed, resurrected and descended into the sky to be with is father. When he died, some of his blood fell on the stump of an evergreen tree and the stump grew into a full new tree overnight. Do you see where this is going yet?

god Tube... COME ON!!
lol i guess J.C had to keep up..

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