Hehe, she drives Herbie.

Obligatory translation:

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail and moved into rehab.

Lindsay Lohan was once a prominent Hollywood star. However, due to repeated DUIs and drug-related charges, lawsuits began piling up, ending her stardom.

Because she was not eligible for lighter sentencing, the judge sentenced her to 90 days in jail. Her father immediately contacted other celebrities who have spent time in jail to receive more information. However, this isn't Lohan's first time in jail. The last time she was incarcerated, she only stayed for 84 minutes.

Reports claim Lohan spent her time in jail crying. Perhaps she found life in jail too frightening. Everyone speculated on how Lohan got along with her 2200 jail mates. Lohan's father wanted to sing to cheer her daughter up, but the reality is her father is having difficulties fending for himself as he was being sued by his ex-wife for assault.

Fortunately, Lohan only spent 13 days in jail before she was released. She will be spending the remainder of her sentence in a rehabilitation center.

Why cant we have this as part of news here in the US? Do they make these CGI shorts for the news all the time in Taiwan?

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I love these cgi news stories. WHy don't we have them here? Far more folks would watch the nightly news!

>> ^Croccydile:

Why cant we have this as part of news here in the US? Do they make these CGI shorts for the news all the time in Taiwan?
Upvote for use of most terrible


>> ^Xaielao:

I love these cgi news stories. WHy don't we have them here? Far more folks would watch the nightly news!


We do have them here.
All these shorts are actually created by Adult Swim to run as their bumps. The same people that created Xavier: Renegade Angel series.

Umm.. is this some sort of new Sims expansion pack?

Upvote for hard shoe in face at @0:58! Bwahaha!

FAKE! Where's the inverted naked crab walk?