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China's Andy Rooney Talks About How Great China Is

submitted by Zifnab

1 decade 5 years 6 months 4 weeks ago

The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.

6 Comments

lol love it when ethnic groups make fun of themselves (assuming 'The Onion' had Chinese writing staff).

Such insight.

rosekat says...

I don't think this has much to do with 'ethnicity;' more a firm critique of the governing system in China. We're all victims & profiteers of circumstance. Love the Onion, as usual!

The Onion rocks !

In Sweden, we had a TV program that made a ficticious chinese news broadcast each week with comments on swedish political affairs. The ruling party was always bathed in superlatives while the opposing party had 'deplorable' and 'mistaken' views. Haha, it was great, and the last sentence of every fake news cast would always be "You will watch again next week".

http://svt.se/svt/jsp/Crosslink.jsp?d=42503&from=program_ao (in Swedish)

I you were to play the Andy Rooney game on this one, this is what it would be:

“When I left work at exactly the regulated time on Wednesday I found this ticket on my car. That will be the day.”

For more info about the game: http://www.videosift.com/video/Andy-Rooney-Game-Watches

ant

http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf is *dead/gone.

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by ant.

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