It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the cat in the video!

NO YOU

It was dead for a bit. It's back now.

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by SDGundamX because SDGundamX is not privileged - sorry.

and it's dead again

notdead

And funny. I love the Tidy Cat bucket, because that's what I used to buy. It reminds me of the only cat I ever owned. He was a big fat white stray I found, so I dubbed him "Homer". And he was the BEST cat in the world. (No offense, Issy.) He was affectionate as hell. I have a beard, and when I laid on the couch to watch the tube he'd jump up on my chest and start nuzzling my face with his.

One time during the summer a moth got in our apartment. It started flying around one of the lamps in the living room, and old Homer just sat there and watched him for at least 10 minutes. Suddenly he shot his paw out at the moth and CAUGHT him, and munched him right down. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen a pet of mine do.

Poor old Homer died a few years ago from bone cancer in his jaw. I still miss that kitty.

Why do they keep the dog food in a cat litter tub?

>> ^jimnms:
Why do they keep the dog food in a cat litter tub?


Because that's what dogs eat. You ever seen a dog rummaging through a cat box for nourishment? I love it when they lick their owner's face right after.

I've heard the trick to training a cat is indirection. Whereas a dog cares about pleasing you, a cat is focused on his own interests. Because of this, yelling at a dog lets him know that you're angry and he will change his behavior to keep you happy. Yelling at a cat will only teach him to do his undesirable activities when you're not there, because he doesn't want to listen to your whiny bullshit.

The way to deal with a cat is to make him lose his desire to do the things you don't want him to do. For example, if your cat jumps up on the table or counter, lay some masking tape down sticky side up. It won't harm the cat, but he'll find it unpleasant and he won't associate it with you. He'll just learn that being on the counter or table is unpleasant and he won't want to be there anymore.

If you put the food in the closet like me, your cat will just learn to open doors.

Fuck yeah, Oscar! Fucking kick those fucker's asses! Piece of shit, fucking humans! Tear their pussy ass shit up!

I shouldn't post while drunk... I stand by it though! Fucking humans!

^Yep, I agree Sketch. You should definitely NOT post while you're drunk.

Ooh, indeed... Sorry about that folks... Tequila's a hell of a thing.