To answer the question asked in your title, "FUCK no!"

To answer the question asked in your title, "It would be glorious..."

There is no need to live with a cat. The internet has videos of all the best cat moments you can have anyways. Same goes for women.

Dudes and dudette, if you don't like cat's then you were traumatized at an early age, nuff' said.

No trauma, don't hate them, don't love them. Would be perfectly happy without them. But I'll let them stay...For now. Except for the scary big ones in western Australia. Those bastards need to go. Someone put a giant laser pointer in space and make them all run into the ocean/off a cliff. Thanks.

I like cats that belong to other people.

I visited south-eastern China and they fed me cat meat. I thought is was pretty gross at first, but I actually started to like it. If anyone goes too Guangdong province in China they make a really good dish with meatballs.