Don't the Beastie Boys have something that goes like this?

there was an old farmer who sat on a rock
stroking his whiskers and shaking his

fists at his neighbors who sat on their ricks
teaching their children to play with their

kite strings and marbles and the old days of yore
along came a lady who looked like a

decent young lady and walked like a duck
said she discovered a new way to

bring up the children to sow and to knit
the boys in the stables where shoveling up

contents of stables left after the hunt
the car man was feeling a nice piece of

straw from the stables, cleaning the walls
in came dairymaid to play with his

dog and the dairy where she had belonged
and if you think this is dirty you're f**king well wrong

Great little ditty. A given it was going to end in such a way, but still great.

Sweet. Much like http://www.videosift.com/video/Wendy-Testaburger-sings-her-heart-out (to be a total vote whore).

(Bob SagEt, btw.)

Died today at 65 years old.