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Beer Ad with Amy Schumer

submitted by PlayhousePals

9 years 6 months 1 week ago

"You're not a beer."

YouTube: Amy confronts a guy at a bar after he flirts with his beer instead of her.

7 Comments

*NSFW

Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by Trancecoach.

Fucking a beer?? That's just... I mean.... it sounds wrong.... but...

awwwww, now, I'm confused.....

Naw, don't be confused. Lots of people fuck beers. You don't have to feel confused or embarrassed.

The first time I fucked a beer it was right in front of my girlfriend. She did not like me fucking a beer, let alone in front of her. Ew!

Then I met my wife. She doesn't mind me fucking beers. In fact, she can be a nasty, cheap slut and watch me fuck a 24 pack of bud lite. But, then again she loves it when I go to town on a couple of dogfish heads.

Wait, this hasn't become an awkward conversation now, has it?

Fucking a beer?? That's just... I mean.... it sounds wrong.... but...

awwwww, now, I'm confused.....

Your wife sounds like fun.

Naw, don't be confused. Lots of people fuck beers. You don't have to feel confused or embarrassed.

The first time I fucked a beer it was right in front of my girlfriend. She did not like me fucking a beer, let alone in front of her. Ew!

Then I met my wife. She doesn't mind me fucking beers. In fact, she can be a nasty, cheap slut and watch me fuck a 24 pack of bud lite. But, then again she loves it when I go to town on a couple of dogfish heads.

Wait, this hasn't become an awkward conversation now, has it?

Any woman that doesn't drink cheap beer with enthusiasm should be shot. And I mean dead. My wife will pull the trigger.

Let's go on a road trip, Chaos, let's go on a road trip and we can drink people and kill beers. They will know us by the trail of bottles. Find those who scorn beer and shoot em. Show them the life of the beer mind!

Start a cult. Let's start a cult! We can call it.... hiiiipsteeeerrrsssss

Hipsters. And I dub thee -- leader!

Cheer for thy champion, Chaos Engine. For without him there would be no Dinosaurs running wild.

Your wife sounds like fun.

00Scud00 says...

I think I'll just stick with a nice hot Dickens Cider, nothing better after a long day at work.

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