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Ahhhh, those good old pre-social media days. Had the pleasure of bringing a fat Motorola brick cellphone to my SATs. I remember calling home on this HUGE cellphone, feeling all cool -- people were impressed, man. And I mean, important people like chicks. Yesss, growing up during the transition period from "Internet is for dorks" to "Internet is for everybody" was cool, because my parents were techies and I got to be like, "I used Encarta 95 to do my school report."

And that meant debating teachers over its use as a legitimate source, versus the library. Which lead to me being that kid who won against the teacher. Thus chicks. Nerds win sometimes. Oh yes, they win.

"Phil is dead" ?

All that boring build-up and that's the punchline?

I'm not an Aziz hater by any means and I've always found him funny enough, but this is the least funny he's ever been. Shocking.

Just wow.

I like his standup. I think he's hilarious...most of the time...but that bit was a snoozer. Why highlight that one?

Wow. He's annoying... and not even funny.