aw nawh you di'int.

Apparently he thought she would be too distracted by his sportcoat made from discarded disco balls to notice.

I guess not all of the German gay guys get a free pass.

Rough translation:
He: "The both most beautiful points, the two points of my beautiful czech Susanka, will stay by my side tonight, that's clear..."
*slap*
She: "Is he crazy? Retard."
He: "That was just a joke..."
She: "Funny. - Nobody's laughing."
He: "So...
She: "Do the points. --- So, zero points go the BigFM Morgenhans [...]"

He seems to be the "Morgenhans". Morgen means morning.
I want to know where that's from. At first I was really puzzled but then I couldn't stop grinning about how awkward they both felt and talked with an even more awkward pronounciation.

Translation (and yes, the play of words is as lame in German as it is in English):
Morgenhans: Well, the 2 most beautiful points, which are the 2 points of my beautiful Czech Susanka, will stay with me tonight. Right? That's for ...SMACK...
Susanka: Is he out of his mind? Jerk!
Morninghans: Just a joke...
Susanka: Funny, only nobody is laughing. Let's do the points...zero points for Big FM Morgenhans....


Not totally accurate I guess.

[Edit: Dammit, why did my registration take so long

The Clip is from this year's "Bundesvision Song Contest", which is a contest for German bands hosted by Stefan Raab, whose Late Night Show "TV Total" is quite popular in Germany.]

Tags for this video have been changed from 'breast, tv host, slap, german, awkward' to 'breast, bewbs, tv host, slap, german, awkward' - edited by calvados

weird. what was he thinking?

I would've thought a German would know better than to try invading Czech territory.

(you may call me Fawlty, or asshole, whichever is easier)

^haha
he promised only to take one breast, for reasons of national defence and border integrity.

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N30tFRRyK30

cute blonde > red dress > gay man (?) > boob grab = ???

He was thinking...BOOBIES!!!!!

upvote for epic thumbnail

I betcha he lost a bet with his mates so that he'd have to touch her boob on tv.

Still doesn't have the class that Jon Lovitz had.

Wow, I posted this and it got 2 votes
http://www.videosift.com/video/German-TV-Presenter-Abuses-Co-host-Live
Maybe I shouldn't keep killing my failed pqueue posts, and think of better titles

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