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Aural Lobotomy AKA Stupid Things Scientologists Say

submitted by acidSpine

1 decade 3 years 6 months 1 week ago

Just see if you can sit through all of it without your brain attempting to evacuate your head by any means available, I couldn't. But now I can't laugh at Scientologists anymore. It's basically laughing at a schizophrenic person. I mean think about how depressed you would need to be just to listen to such utter drivel. Any sane person would run screaming from these [crab] people, which is what I will do after listening to this.

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Nonsensical words make me feel important.

I often audit myself. With vigor.

Drachen_Jager says...

I am thankful for one thing about Scientology.

All these whacky ideas mean it will never be more than a fringe movement.

Kind of like Ron Paul.

don't listen to those SPs, you know you're clear when you're audited without thetans.

this has so much win

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, May 12th, 2011 2:12pm PDT - promote requested by Trancecoach.

*cult

Adding video to channels (Cult) - requested by Zifnab.

You'll all be eating crow when these people start killing you with their minds.

Do you think some of them believe this stuff for real?

Just an awesome stream of nonsense drivel, but was it really necessary to keep putting up 'Gay'? Come on, that's pretty f*cking juvenile.

BicycleRepairMan

>> ^spoco2:

Just an awesome stream of nonsense drivel, but was it really necessary to keep putting up 'Gay'? Come on, that's pretty f cking juvenile.

I was just about to say the same thing.

Also, while this is all nonsense, of course, they dont really "admit its a setup" he says "we are set up to handle..." As in we are ready to... audit and whatever the hell they do. why would they admit its a set-up as in "a trap" in their own promo?

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