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Apple iPad Keynote in 3 Minutes (of Adjectives)

submitted by tedbater

1 decade 4 years 9 months 4 weeks ago

7 Comments

This video is amazing beautiful gorgeous easy (like a hooker) awesome beautiful incredible incredible incredible great big (like my penis) tremendous REALLY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

jobs to me is what the devil would be like if he came to earth or existed.

his talks contain almost no real content and mostly fluff, like preaching an idiot religion to people that just want to here good things.

When i listen to his talks i find them condescending , Jobs probably thinks of most people that buy his products as compleat morons. I would not find it hard to imagine jobs as an egotistical self ritchouse prick.

Moving this video to tedbater's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

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MonkeySpank says...

I bet Steve was fapping backstage to these adjectives every time someone else was presenting this overpriced POS to the technically handicapped media in the room.

Dunno about overpriced.... that is some serious advanced engineering both mechanically, electronically, and software wise.

<3 my iPad. This is an accurate presentation

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